What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie