What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

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How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.