What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

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How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.