Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "