Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?