Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped