Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped