Muslim People Jokes

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Prejudice Jokes More Prejudice Jokes

Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.