Muslim People Jokes

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Prejudice Jokes More Prejudice Jokes

Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.