Muslim People Jokes

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

Prejudice Jokes More Prejudice Jokes

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.