What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces