Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.