Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

80085

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !