Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !