Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.