Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!