Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.