Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

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What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!