Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.