What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.