What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

his biance

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.