Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

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How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.