What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan