What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

What do you call a group of blind German kids?

Not-sees

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.