Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

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How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan