Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan