Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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A Gluten Morgan

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.