Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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Well that came out of the purple

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His place is a dump

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Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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because they have no Seoul

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.