How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
to get to the other side..
A Brazilian dollars.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Look a squirrel!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Brazilians
