South Americans Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

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What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?

7-1

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazillian.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.