South Americans Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Boycott Jokes More Boycott Jokes

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Atrocity Jokes More Atrocity Jokes

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(