What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)