What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What's the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

How do you start making big bucks?

With a little doe

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What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire