What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!