They both only work with a chain on.
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The chain is too long.
Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.
A start.
Two Chainz.
Both cant work without chains.
That's where we keep them chained up.
It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)
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A good start.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Bull the chain when your done !
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
A good start
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
They pay their debts on time.
Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!
A good start!
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A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
An acapellago.
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
They'd get caught in the chain.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Nostalgia
they both don't work without a chain.
The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
A: One but don't expect results.
So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.
They're not black, and they're not people!
It's gone.
A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*
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A kid who loves halalpenos
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
So they know where to stop shaving.
Because of all the seaweed!
A nervous wreck.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
It's driving me nuts!"
