Snow Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

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What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

What seperates black people and white people?

The prison bars.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."