What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

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How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.