What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

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What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers