What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ?

Bull the chain when your done !

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What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers