Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.