How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

July Jokes More July Jokes

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

June Jokes More June Jokes

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.