How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

July Jokes More July Jokes

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

June Jokes More June Jokes

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.