Shoot him in June.
I like "Hot Dogs".
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Take away his credit card.
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Because I shot its leg off.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
His bark was much worse than it's bite !
He was barking up the wrong tree.
A m80.
He wanted to do it before it was cool.
Most weddings happen in June.