How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.