How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey