How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ?

Bull the chain when your done !

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!