How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.