What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!