When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

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What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

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What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.