When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?

An illumi-hotty!

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What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows