When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon