When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout