What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...