How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....