How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!