How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.