Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.