Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.