Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it