What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.