What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.