What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern