What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.