What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure