What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.