What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.