What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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