What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.