What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.