Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Keeping cows from falling apart.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.