What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

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They drink bleach.

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Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes