Ryan Lochte Jokes

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Dancing Star Jokes More Dancing Star Jokes

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Dancing Jokes More Dancing Jokes

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Loose Jokes More Loose Jokes

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job