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I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
Just say "I don't know, make something up"
GoldiLochtes
More than likely you won't see any stars.
Iron know.
They'll tell you.
An amputea
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)
There is lotion and used tissues laying around
Xanax since he's a Bartender
About ten minutes.
Not being retarded
Having two legs
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.