It doesn't have windows.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Your mailbox is missing!
Phelps.
Capitalism
THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!
Defiled.
Small medium at large
Kilt
Because a cop robbed him.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
A polterheist.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
No whey...
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
He needed the dough.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Pilaf.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
They're still in your driveway
Billy the Squid.
Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
He had loco motives!
They dont.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
There was a run on sentences.
He had a loco motive.
Collect unemployment insurance!
Ransom notes.
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
The type of gas used.
Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*
They don't have salons in the jungle !
Ice cream because they always want a scoop!
PEEr pressure!
Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)
A small medium at large.
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
I can't even
they both make black guys run faster
