Rob Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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