Kilt
Hey, where'd my Glascow "
He had to get plaid.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!