Kilt
One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
A polterheist.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away