What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch