What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.