What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away