What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away