Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
my supply was short.
They both have flies on them.
Oops
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
To hide his nuts!!
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Arak of lamb
A community centre
One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'
my zipper!
My zipper
Because he was dead
He kilt himself
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
