Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead ...

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"