Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal