Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
my supply was short.
Religion.
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
Her gambling habit.
The pair with no sole.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
A woolly jumper.
Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
Owld Lang Syne.
My zipper
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
I love ewe!
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
