Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.