What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Lamb Jokes More Lamb Jokes

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!