How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon