How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.