How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony