How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.