Everyone just needs 1 more line.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!
OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
A punchline
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
