What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do