What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

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Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls