What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.