What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.

Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.