What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.