Remove only the top 1% please.
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
He farts.
removed
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.