Haircut Jokes

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

What do feminist ghosts keep fighting for?

Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

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