How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!