How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What do feminist ghosts keep fighting for?

Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!