How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.