What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.

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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.