What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.