Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.