Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.