What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.