What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas