What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase