How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.