How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."