How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.