How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.