What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

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What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.