What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

A: Desperate!

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner