What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.