What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

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Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !