Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve