Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx