Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.