Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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Why are all blacks fast?

A: The slow ones are in jail.

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.