Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why did the number one go to jail?

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