Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.