Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.