Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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The Adhomineminal Snowman

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I'm lichen what I see"

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.