Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe?

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Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns