Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

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How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

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Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.