Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.