Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?