Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Brain Cell Jokes More Brain Cell Jokes

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?