Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.