Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

Brain Cell Jokes More Brain Cell Jokes

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained