Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.